Another fun fact about me: I love working with kids so much that I've spent a combined 11 years (and counting) volunteering my time in various children's programs at church and school. Which means that during a session you can relax and know whether your child is sitting like a perfect angel or purposely putting gum in their sister's hair, I've seen it all. Probably by my own kids. (My then-4-year-old once burst into a funeral yelling, "SURPRISE!!" right in the middle of the eulogy. There will be no judgement from me on your children's behavior.) Cross "Worry about what version of (your kid) shows up on picture day" off your list.